my nephews can't say fart or crap;
they toot and poop instead.
their mother has it in her head
they toot and poop instead.
their mother has it in her head
there's something cruder
about a farter than a tooter,
and a crapper than a pooper.
as an uncle i submit
about a farter than a tooter,
and a crapper than a pooper.
as an uncle i submit
(while crying bullshit
on her limits!)
but it scarcely matters
but it scarcely matters
what i think.
everyone knows
poops and farts
by any other name
by any other name
still carry the same
awesome stink.
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